Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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