she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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