Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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