He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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