Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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