She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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