OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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