Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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