my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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