Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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