i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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