Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
