I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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