Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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