She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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