whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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