I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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