I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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