You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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