i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm at about main and main street
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
the liver wants what the liver wants
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
