After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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