You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
