Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's official drugs can't kill me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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