no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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