her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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