Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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