Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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