i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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