lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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