If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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