Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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