she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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