So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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