I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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