Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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