Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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