im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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