i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
