I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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