It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
handjob tips. give me some.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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