Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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