you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Fuck appropriateness.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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