Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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