Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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