And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The feeling are messing with the penis
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize