The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
