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Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I look better un-naked...
Come see our sink grown plant.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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