I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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