He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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