this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I understand Curling. That high.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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