I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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