he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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