just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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