SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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