I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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